Starfire, watch as I magically put these gloves on.
Starfire, observe how masterfully I managed to wear a tux with a cape under it and nobody could tell.
Starfire, note how I was able to wear this extremely high collar underneath this lower-collared dress shirt without having it peek out in the slightest.
starfire just stand there just go ahead and stand right there and don’t move i’m showing the fans what they really want to see: me
my suit didn’t have a back the entire time
Starfire watch as my tux goes from long sleeved to short.
oh my god